A Possible Solution.

If anyone knows me, they know I hate Carlos Mencia.
There, it's out there, everyone knows it out. I don't know if that means that you all know me but it means that I've communicated a subject important to me.

Carlos Mencia is not funny.
He sucks more than Stu Lantz makes ridiculously obtuse metaphors. He's lucky he's my teams broadcaster or I would pour the hate on him.

But I have been looking into a solution. The supercollider. If you don't know of this contraption, it's a giant ring that scientists use to smash atoms together to try and replicate the big bang. The atoms travel at 99.9% the speed of light.
Solution?
Carlos on one end.
A book of jokes, a Dilbert(yes, I like Dilbert) book, and the Simpsons movie bound together on the other end.
When they collide, the tragic humor of Mencia will smash into the good humor of my listed items and both will annihilate each other into nothingness under Schroeder's Principle.
Okay, I lied about that last part but he really does suck and he should stop talking.